


KO & Mojata
3 The thing with the supermarket
This day, Mo Zha Ta and KO went to the supermarket. A curvaceous beauty walked, leaving behind a trail of perfume. Mo Zha Ta’s eyes followed. The beauty actually smiled at him.
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Mo Zha Ta couldn’t help but get stuck on the moment and kept looking. KO said expressionlessly: “Stop looking, I’m better than her.”
Mo Zha Ta looked in disdain: “Where are you better than her? Look at her body!”
“I’m better.”
“Kao, you aren’t better anywhere.”
KO used a normal tone of voice: “Yesterday night you said I was too big.”
Mo Zha Ta was suspecting that he had heart it wrong. When he understood, he exploded: “Screw you, lao zi never said that.”
KO stared at him.
Uh … …ok, he had said it, but … … Mo Zha Ta said angrily: “That wasn’t complimenting your body.”
“It’s a crucial part of the body.”
“… … !!!” Mo Zha Ta had nothing to say in response and could only deny, “Lao zi never said it.”
“You didn’t say it, you screamed it.”
“… … you you you, if lao zi said it didn’t happen, it didn’t!”
“Oh, let’s repeat it tonight.”
Mo Zha Ta’s ears were red enough to secrete blood. He pretended to be calm and looked around. Seeing another beautiful woman walk past, he purposefully stared to provoke a certain somebody. His mouth opened to compliment to keep the act going.
“Nice nice, you can tell she’s a smart one. Physical beauty is the most shallow. The most important is still the inside.”
KO also looked over and shared his assessment: “The vegetables she brought are too old, she doesn’t know how to cook.”
“Nails are too long, doesn’t use the computer often, won’t play computer games with you, won’t help you hack into the computers of the female stars you like for personal photos.”
Did I ask you to hack, did I? I only said they were pretty and then you hacked on your own initiative. And they were all photos without make up or photoshop. It was enough to extinguish any fantasies … …
“Waist too thin, body too light, no strength to scrub your back and carry rice.”
Waist! Mo Zha Ta erupted in anger: “Watch where your eyes are looking! Who let you look that closely! Take your eyes back!”
KO: “… …”
Mo Zha Ta looked in disdain: “Where are you better than her? Look at her body!”
“I’m better.”
“Kao, you aren’t better anywhere.”
KO used a normal tone of voice: “Yesterday night you said I was too big.”
Mo Zha Ta was suspecting that he had heart it wrong. When he understood, he exploded: “Screw you, lao zi never said that.”
KO stared at him.
Uh … …ok, he had said it, but … … Mo Zha Ta said angrily: “That wasn’t complimenting your body.”
“It’s a crucial part of the body.”
“… … !!!” Mo Zha Ta had nothing to say in response and could only deny, “Lao zi never said it.”
“You didn’t say it, you screamed it.”
“… … you you you, if lao zi said it didn’t happen, it didn’t!”
“Oh, let’s repeat it tonight.”
Mo Zha Ta’s ears were red enough to secrete blood. He pretended to be calm and looked around. Seeing another beautiful woman walk past, he purposefully stared to provoke a certain somebody. His mouth opened to compliment to keep the act going.
“Nice nice, you can tell she’s a smart one. Physical beauty is the most shallow. The most important is still the inside.”
KO also looked over and shared his assessment: “The vegetables she brought are too old, she doesn’t know how to cook.”
“Nails are too long, doesn’t use the computer often, won’t play computer games with you, won’t help you hack into the computers of the female stars you like for personal photos.”
Did I ask you to hack, did I? I only said they were pretty and then you hacked on your own initiative. And they were all photos without make up or photoshop. It was enough to extinguish any fantasies … …
“Waist too thin, body too light, no strength to scrub your back and carry rice.”
Waist! Mo Zha Ta erupted in anger: “Watch where your eyes are looking! Who let you look that closely! Take your eyes back!”
KO: “… …”